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Gordon Ramsay’s Dwarf Porn Doppelganger Devoured By Badgers

Posted by Hoob on September 14th, 2011
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Wow… what can you even really say beyond a headline like that?

The man in question is Percy Foster. He’s a 35 year old porn star and a dwarf. He was able to break into the adult film industry because he had something going for him that most dwarfs, or porn stars for that matter don’t - He was the spitting image of celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. That quality alone guaranteed that he’d be able to find work anywhere in the industry. After all, witch shows like Hell’s Kitchen and The F Word, Ramsay’s celebrity status was ripe for a long run of porn parodies.

Sadly, Foster was discovered by workers from the Ministry of Agriculture in Wales. They were preparing to gas a den of badgers when they found Percy’s half eaten body deep within the badger tunnels.

Was it an accident, was it suicide, Are there a pack of man-eating badgers roaming through Wales (Better call Torchwood!)?

All we can do is look at what, adult film prducer, Dexter Yamunkeh had to say on the matter.

“Percy was a little guy with big problems. He was doing well but he was under pressure 24/7, like everyone in this g**damned business.”

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Source: zap2it

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