I for one welcome our new robot baseball overlords…
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Officials On The Look Out For Alligator… In Chicago
Officials are now hunting an alligator that has been spotted by several people in the Humboldt Park Lagoon.
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Bear Attacks Man, Man Bites Off Bear’s Tongue
This might be the first time this has happened and the man lived to tell the tale.
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New, Biodegradable Egg Carton W/Embedded Seeds Grows When You Plant It
Let’s turn more packaging into plants!
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Arby’s Is Making Fake Vegetables Out Of Meat
Behold, the Marrot. First in a new breed of Megatables.
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If You’re In Wisconsin, Keep An Eye Out For A Kangaroo On the Loose!
If this new Kangaroo isn’t just a cheese-induced hallucination, we hope it gets found before it hops into trouble.
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Scientists Are Teaching Seals To Sing The Star Wars Theme
They aren’t winning a Grammy anytime soon.
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Your Phone is Making You Horny. No, Literally…
Move over text neck and text thumbs. Get ready for phone horns!