In what can only be called the world’s most ironic ad, KFC Philippines is promoting their new Chicken Pizza with a modified version of the song: “I Will Survive.” We say this of course because there’s no way eating this monstrosity could do anything but kill you.
It’s like a scary, white trash rendition of a chicken parmasean, but with pepperoni and pineapples on it. After having barely survived my recent run in with Pizza Hut’s Forskin… I mean Hot Dog Pizza, there’s no way I’d torture my lower GI with this madness.
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