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New “Weird Al” Yankovic Video - Mission Statement

Posted by Hoob on July 22nd, 2014
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Weird Al has been machine gunning out videos left and right for the last week. The newest entry into the fold is Mission Statement, a song that pretty much takes every corporate buzzword ever uttered in a board meeting and puts them to a tune that sounds like Crosby, Still, and Nash.

Lyrics:
We must all efficiently
Operationalize our strategies
Invest in world-class technology
And leverage our core competencies
In order to holistically administrate
Exceptional synergy
We’ll set a brand trajectory
Using management’s philosophy
Advance our market share vis-à-vis
Our proven methodology
With strong commitment to quality
Effectively enhancing corporate synergy
Transitioning our company
By awareness of functionality
Promoting viability
Providing our supply chain with diversity (versity, ooooh)
We will distill our identity
Through client-centric solutions
And synergy (Oooooh oooh oooh)
(Ahhhhhh)

[Bridge:]
At the end of the day (At the end of the day)
We must monetize our assets
The fundamentals of change
Can you visualize a value-added experience?
That will grow the business infrastructure and
Monetize our assets
Monetize our assets
Monetize our assets

[Verse 2:]
Bringing to the table
Our capitalized reputation
Proactively overseeing
Day-to-day operations
Services and deliverables
With cross-platform innovation
Networking, soon will bring, seamless integration
Robust and scalable, bleeding-edge and next-generation
Best of breed
We’ll succeed
In achieving globalization

[Outro:]
And gaining traction with our resources in the marketplace
It’s mission-critical to stay incentivized
Against this purple-poster-flexible-solutions for our customer base
If you can’t think outside the box
You’ll be downsized
It’s a paradigm shift! (Hey, Hey! Look out!)
Well, it’s a paradigm shift, now!
(Here we go! Here we go! Here we come! Here we come! Ha!)


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