It’s been a couple weeks since we’ve had a good video from AVbyte, but the guys are back with a very funny new musical inspired by David Cross’ Tobias Funke character from Arrested Development. Check it out below:
Lyrics:
IF YOU EVER NEED AN ACTOR WITH THE INSTINCTS OF A CAT
OR AN HOMBRE WHO WILL BARE BACK IN A FANCY COWBOY HAT
I’M THE ONLY MAN FOR YOU SIR, MY CAREER SURE CAN’T GO SOUTH
I CAN ALMOST TASTE THOSE MEATY LEADING MAN PARTS IN MY MOUTH
I’M AN ACTION HERO WAITING TO BLOW EVERY MAN IN TOWN
NOT AFRAID OF GETTING DIRTY, I AM READY TO GO DOWN
I CAN BE YOUR MVP, MY SKILLS WITH BALLS ARE UNSURPASSED
I CAN TAKE IT ALL, WITHOUT A WINCE, I SIMPLY MUST BE CAST
INSERT ME ANYWHERE
INSERT ME ANYWHERE
I’M REALLY FLEXIBLE
I’LL FIT MOST EVERY ROLE
INSERT ME ANYWHERE
NO REALLY, ANYWHERE
CAUSE I’M THE MAN WHO COMES
TO FILL IN EVERY HOLE
ON THE SIDE I AM AN ANALYST AND THERAPIST IT’S TRUE
PUT THOSE TWO TOGETHER BOOM! I’M THE ANALRAPIST FOR YOU !
BUT MY CALLING IS TO ACT IN EVERY DREAM A MAN CAN DREAM
I’M AS EAGER AS A PUSSY CAT TO LICK DELICIOUS CREAM
I CAN ROLL HARD WITH THE BAD BOYS, BE A MEMBER OF THE PACK
NOT AFRAID OF BEING SHOVED AROUND AND THROWN DOWN ON MY BACK
YES, MY NAME’S TOBIAS FÜNKE AND I’LL STAY HERE TILL I’M SIGNED
I’LL SNEAK UP ON THIS WHOLE INDUSTRY, WE’LL TAKE THEM FROM BEHIND
INSERT ME ANYWHERE
INSERT ME ANYWHERE
I’M REALLY FLEXIBLE
I’LL FIT MOST EVERY ROLE
INSERT ME ANYWHERE
NO REALLY, ANYWHERE
CAUSE I’M THE MAN WHO COMES
TO FILL IN EVERY HOLE
