According to Holy Taco, “Douchebags are a lot like herpes: they’re everywhere, and they all possess many common traits, but there are also many different strains of douchebag. It’s important to be able to distinguish the traits of your region’s strain of douchebag so that you have a better idea of what you’re dealing with.”
As a result they’ve created this wonderfully helpful guide to douchebauchery of the United States.
