It’s getting to the point where people are going a little stir-crazy. We’ve already watched more Netflix than we thought possible, and many people are realizing that they don’t actually want a new hobby. Still, with everything that’s going on it is important to laugh.
This morning, a friend of ours sent over this alternate version of the song Belle from Disney’s Beauty and The Beast. It’s definitely the best laugh we’ve had in the last couple of days.
Here are the lyrics if you want to sing along:
Little town, everyone’s in lockdown
They remain at home
Full of little people
Waking up to say:
There comes old Bernie and he’s got Corona
So why the heck is he outside?
Walks around as though he’s well
With a sanitizer gel
He’s gonna get us all infected –
Good morning, Belle!
Good morning, Joe!
Why aren’t you quarantined?!
I’m not sick.
I’m just on my way to Costco to buy toilet paper before we’re out and –
That’s nice. Sandy! The Purell! Hurry up!
I’ve yet to see a reckless fool quite like her
Without a mask or gloves she goes!?
In the Grand Princess she’s been
And she thinks no one had seen
She’s gonna get us all infected, that is Belle!
We’re all in lockdown!
At least 6 feet!
They closed all schools!
It’s now a ghost town
The stocks, oh no, just fell eight-hundred points!
Good morning, Albert!
I’m done reading the book.
Did you wash your hands?
I don’t remember. Is there anything new?
Haha, I’m serious, wash your hands.
No worries. Okay, I’ll take . . . this one!
Another Stephen King?! Are you sure?
I’m not feeling well. I’ve got a fever, a terrible cough, I think I’ve got Corona.
Fine, take the book.
Just don’t come near me!
Don’t touch me!
Thank you, thank you very much!
And there she goes with runny nose and fever
She never covered when she sneezed
She forgets to wash her hands
Though she claims to comprehend
The dangers of Corona, that is Belle
No the world isn’t ending
This is just another flu, you’ll see
True, now the death rate’s higher
But we can’t control when we will die, so let it be
Corona isn’t just another virus
And yet she doesn’t seem to care
She does look kind of pale
And her breathing seems to fail
Very different from the rest of us
She’s nothing like the rest of us
She’s gonna be the end of us is Belle!