There are some pretty weird action figures out there, but nobody does weird quite like Japan. While Americans grow up with things like Punch Buggy or even wedgies, the Japanese have grown up with a tradition called Kancho. According to Google, it means:
Kancho is a game or trick often played in Japan by young school-aged children; it is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them into someone’s anal region when the victim is not looking
That’s right, it’s all about the joys of jamming your finger up someone’s butthole.
Now, the Japanese figure company, Panda no Ana has released a new set of figure key chains that bring all the Kan-Cho action right to the palm of your hand (instead of the tip of your finger?), with a set of six figures that can be collected separately or daisy-chained together to make something that would do the Human Centipede proud.
Included in the set are: The Boss, The High School Girl, The “Rockin Roller”, The Office Lady, The Brown Bear, and The Pink Bear. All for only $1.80 a piece. how could anyone resist?