Let me start off by saying this: There really only needs to be two types of Girl Scout cookies, Thin Mints and Shortbread. All the others are pretty much crap… don’t even get me started on Samoas… They can go screw themselves.
This has been a year of big changes for the Girl Scouts. First, they announced that you can start ordering Girl Scout Cookies online. Now, they’ve just announced that they are adding three new flavors to the line up: Toffee-tastic, Trios and Rah-Rah Raisins.
Rah-Rah Raisins:
“Made with whole grain oats, these new hearty oatmeal cookies are packed with plump raisins and Greek yogurt-flavored chunks. An addition worth cheering about this cookie season!”
Toffee-Tastic:
“Indulgently rich, buttery cookies with sweet, crunchy golden toffee bits. A gluten-free variety offered only in select Girl Scout council markets for as long as supplies last.”
Trios:
“Chocolate Chips nestled in a gluten free peanut butter oatmeal cookie. Millions of Americans have problems eating food with gluten—and now there is a Girl Scout Cookie just for them! Made with whole grain oats and real peanut butter, the Gluten Free Trios is premiering in a number of test markets this year.”
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