Justin Long is a lot of things. He’s a mac. He’s a Hipster. He’s the love of Drew Barrymore’s life…. and now, he’s the bane of Eduardo’s Existence.

Last night Long appeared on Jimmy Kimmel to pimp his new movie, Going the Distance, and he ended up revealing the months long text relationship he had with some unknown minor. The whole story is actually pretty funny, but you can’t help weep for our youth when you take a look at the atrocious spelling this poor girl unleashes on Long and now on us all.