OK… It’s a slow news day, but this was pretty funny, and sadly all too plausible. In the last year or two, we’ve been seeing Doc Martens and Crocs taking on all manner of marketing partnerships. It is completely within the realm of possibility that they might one day partner up and create what might be the only show in history to not sell a single pair. That’s right, I’m talking about Croc Martens, the demon spawn photoshop creation of a truly depraved mind.
In what instance would one even want to wear something like this. Maybe Mario Batali might toss on a pair when he’s feeling a little extra spicy.