For me, there are few foods in the world that are more gross than ranch dressing, but I live in the south and I’m surprised that buffets don’t have it flowing out of their chocolate fountains. Now, for a reason that I can’t quite understand (that reason is National Ranch Day), Hidden Valley is giving away a $35,000 bottle of the salad dressing.
What makes the dressing worth so much? Absolutely nothing. It’s garbage. However, it comes in a very fancy, Jewel-encrusted bottle. Hopefully the dressing gets poured out before it eats through the bottle and all the gems.
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