It’s almost time for Transformers Dark of the Moon. Are you excited? Michael Bay is. In fact, he is so excited that you can see how fast his heart is beating in the ridiculously short jump cuts that make up the majority of the trailer. If these shots were any shorter, I’d think I was just implanted with the intersect!
Seriously though, the movie looks pretty cool. Then again, so did the other two… We’ll know the truth in just a couple more days.
Here’s the official synopsis:
The interstellar war between the Autobots and Decepticons shifts onto overdrive following the discovery of Sentinel Prime in this sequel from director Michael Bay. Only a precious handful of officials in the government and military realize that the 1969 moon mission was the result of an event that threatened profound repercussions for the entire human race. When the Apollo 11 astronauts discover the wrecked remains of Sentinel Prime on the surface of our natural satellite, they bring him back to planet Earth. But Sentinel Prime wasn’t the only alien object on the moon, and when a malevolent new enemy makes its presence known, only the Autobots can save mankind from certain destruction.
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