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First Full Trailer Released For FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

If you’ve ever wanted to watch a thinly veiled BDSM Twilight fan fic, your dreams have been answered. The first trailer is out for the movie adaptation for the poorly written, yet inexplicably popular Mommy Porn, Fifty Shade of Grey. Taking on the roles of Bella, I mean Anastasia Steele and Edward Cullen… I mean Christian Grey are Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan. While the movie doesn’t hit theaters until next Valentine’s Day, there were TV commercials running last night for the release of the trailer this morning on NBC’s The Today Show.

Check it out below, or retain some of your dignity.

Hoob

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