Last night, the first teaser came out for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. While I loved seeing the Pizza Wagon actually shooting manhole covers, and it was cool seeing Baxter Stockman, the rest of it still pretty much looked like crap. One of my biggest issues is that they claim these movies are for the new generation of kids. If that’s the case, why have one o f the primary shots being Megan Fox adjusting her chest in a “slutty school girl costume.”

The good news for the couple of you who liked the first one is that you’ll probably love this one. It’s almost funny. I thought the CGI on the actual turtles was bad. I didn’t know they could get worse with Bebop and Rocksteady.