Twilight Sucks Money Not Blood From Teenage Girls

Twilight, also known as The Hills with Vampires, has finally made its way to the big screen. You might have noticed by the millions of screaming teenage girls that swarmed the movie theaters this weekend. Well, despite the poor acting, and the lack luster story and effects, Twilight ruled the box office for this past weekend with a whopping $70,553,000.

Also, they have now announced officially that the sequel is in the works.

Now, for your amusement, some entries to the Ultimate Twilight Fan Contest followed by some funny Twilight Parody Trailers.