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Universal Pushes Childhood Down Stairs, Announces ‘Slinky’ Movie

This is starting to get a little bit ridiculous. When they decided to make a “Candyland” movie, I tried to keep my mouth shut, when they added “Battleship” and “Monopoly” to the list, I spoke up some, but didn’t make too much of a fuss. I didn’t even complain too much when they announced that they were making a “Stretch Armstrong” movie starring Taylor Lautner (Twilight)… but this is just too much.

Universal has just announced that they have licensed the film rights for “Slinky.” How does that even make sense? Will it just be 90 minutes of people pushing things down stairs? As funny as that could actually be… it doesn’t make a movie.

Let us know, would you ever want to watch a Slinky movie?

Hoob

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