“Suck” is a movie directed by Canadian filmmaker Rob Stefaniuk. Who? Exactly. Chances are it will probably suck. But wait…

“Suck” will star Alice Cooper, Iggy Pop and Moby?!

And it’s a vampire satire about a group of rock ‘n roll wannabes looking for immortality and a record deal?

The film will also feature an Eddie Van Helsing vampire slayer? Don’t think you’ll ever see that in Twilight!

According to Bloody Disgusting, “Suck” is a film that is indeed in the works. Shooting begins later this month although it currently does not have a distributor. Other than that, not much else is known.

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