As if this wasn’t a foregone conclusion before the first movie was even scripted, the Twilight fanfic turned mommy porn domestic abuse adventure will now be getting two sequels.

Though the first film has yet to hit theaters, the announcement was made on Friday at a fan screening for hundreds of women who neither understand the realities of a real dominant/ submissive relationship, nor what constitutes being abused by their partner. Personally, I’m just glad that I didn’t have to clean up the theater after they left…. because they were probably all throwing their popcorn at the screen… get your minds out of the gutter.

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