Ho Ho Holiday-Themed Gifts

Disney – Mickey and Minnie “Winter Skate” Tapestry Throw Blanket, 48″ x 60″
$35.00 •The Northwest • Get Yours Now

Blankets and quilts are nice, but you’ve got to have the special blankets that you pull out for the holidays. The ones that not only keep you warm but help make the house that much more festive. If you are a Mickey and Minnie fan, you can’t do much better than The Northwest’s Mickey and Minnie’s Winter Skate tapestry blanket. At 48” x 60”, this blanket makes a great decoration, draped over your sofa during the holidays, but it also makes for the perfect blanket to curl up under with someone you love and watch Mickey’s Christmas Carol, or even better, The Muppet Christmas Carol!

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F*ck 2020 Snowflake Ornaments
$12.00 •Shenanigans in Leather • Get Yours Now

Don’t “celebrate” 2020, rather, appropriately “commemorate” what we have collectively experienced with a blunt holiday ornament. The husband and wife duo at Shananigens in Leather has pretty much nailed most of our feelings towards this year. F*ck 2020, indeed. These F*ck-Flakes are made by hand in 2 styles with love for you and disdain for the year. Their creation starts with vegetable-tanned leather that has been sprayed with white or blue acrylic paint and lasered to shape. The leather is attached to a white ash hardwood that has been stained a dark coffee color. Measuring around 4″ across, it would be a shame to limit hanging them only from a tree.
Both styles look fantastic! As part of the fun, one is so subtle it may get overlooked! Each F*ck-Flake is individually wrapped and includes a spiral wedge hanger. Share a laugh with friends and family, at a distance, while investing in goods handmade with love in the USA.

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Talking Buddy The Elf Doll
$19.99 •Jakks • Get Yours Now

Let’s face it, the Elf on The Shelf is creepy as hell. There’s no two ways about it. He just stars at you with those dead eyes, reporting to Santa, who has been nice and who he’ll be harvesting kidneys from on Christmas. Then’ you’ve got Buddy, the world’s happiest elf. If I’m going to have a talking elf on my shelf, it’s going to be the one that looks like Will Ferrel. The 12” doll with a plastic head is the perfect addition to your holiday decoration. He not only looks great, but he talks! Just pull Buddy’s string and he says one of 15 different quotes from the movie, Elf!  If you know anyone who has already made the movie part of their holiday tradition, this is the perfect gift to give them this Christmas!

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COVID-19 Christmas Ornament
$25 CAD • Pathogenik • Get Yours Now

You can’t just hang popcorn and gingerbread on your tree. A good Christmas Tree is filled with ornaments that mean something to you. It could be a baby’s hand-print, a favorite movie character, or something that marks the passing of the year. If you are looking for something that does the latter, nothing marks 2020 better than an ornament that looks like the COVID-19 virus! You can get it in electric green or in a crystal blue translucent version that is black light reactive. Honestly, these might be the most awesome ornaments you can put on your tree this year. They even come wrapped in toilet paper. How awesome is that?!?!

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A Christmas Story – Talking Clapper W/ Night Light
$29.99 • Clapper • Get Yours Now

Looking for a unique way to celebrate one of the best holiday movies ever, A Christmas Story? Well, short of accidentally shooting your eye out, this is about the best you can do. The Clapper has created a special version of the classic device that has a built-in leg lamp night light and a built-in sound chip. To turn on or off any device you have attached to it, just clap twice. If you want the night light mode, just clap three times. You’ll not only get  the leg to light up, but you’ll hear classic movie quotes like “Fra-Gee-Lay,” and “It’s a major award!” We think this is going to become a permanent part of the way you decorate for Christmas every year from now on. 

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Gremlins Advent Calendar
$39.99 • Jakks • Get Yours Now

For a lot of people, the lead up to Christmas is almost better than the actual holiday. The air is full of anticipation, and if you have a good Advent Calendar, it’s full of treats! Jakks has put together their very first Advent calendar devoted to fans of the Gremlins movies and it is one of the coolest things you can get for a fan this Christmas. The box folds out to recreate the famous movie theater scene from the 1984 original. Inside are 31 truly awesome treats that are going to go immediately from the display and into your permanent Gremlins collection. There are nine different Mogwais, including Santa Gizmo, 14 different Gremlins, 2 gremlin eggs, 2 mogwai eggs, and even some slime-covered Gremlin skeletons! It’s a great gift regardless of whether you want something festive, or you just love Gizmo and the Gremlins. 

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Elf Advent Calendar
$39.99 • Jakks • Get Yours Now

If you’re raised in the north pole, as the illegitimate child of a human and an elf, every day is Christmas. For the rest of us, it’s really only Christmastime from November 1st until January 15th. The great news is that Jakks has created an excellent advent calendar that gives us 24 days of treats with the help of Buddy the Elf and his friends. When you pop open the set, you are treated to the North Pole. Then, with each new day, you can be treated to everything from Snowglobes and toy bottles of syrup, to cartoon versions of Buddy, the elves, and even Mr. Narwhal!