Have you ever wished you could smell more manly like Lando Calrissian or have Leia’s princess-y scent? Don’t lie! We all know you have, because we have too. And now thanks to Star Wars Celebration V, we don’t have to wish or imagine anymore.

For a mere $39.95 apiece, you can get your grubby hands on the Eau Lando cologne or Slave Leia perfume. You can now smell like “sensuous woods” or have your special someone smell “more powerful than a thermal detonator, and yet more comfortable than a metal bikini.” Whatever that means.

The Nerd fragrance market is a long time coming, hopefully companies will learn from this and make some powerful nerd deodorant sticks and spray. Check out the images of the Slave Leia perfume and Lando Cologne below!