I just want a boyfriend, a derp of my own. This way my life won’t end, FOREVER ALONE!
If you’re a guy, then the answer shouldn’t be too shocking. In fact, it should be fairly obvious. If you’re a girl, then continue to pretend being oblivious.
He creates Katy Perry and Barack Obama To Ghandi and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Then… in the blink of an eye he does what everyone wants to do with fragile Easter eggs… Destroy them!