Sure, they might be smart enough to buy a soda, but the diaper tells me they still aren’t smart enough not to crap all over the place and fling it at people.
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‘Back In The Day’: The Coolest All Taxidermy Music Video That You’ll See Today
Catchy song… Super creepy animal mouths!
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‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Ape’ Wants To Make You Fear Chimps
Hell hath no fury like a chimp with an AK-47.
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Monkey, Chicken, Duck – The Next Internet Phenomenon
The next great Internet phenomenon… the world was not meant for this kind of awesomeness.
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Your Weekly Japan: … And Then The Chimps Rose Up Against Us All
I used to think that the Japanese would end the world by creating a robot that would kill us all, but I was wrong. Our end will come oat the hands of their damn dirty apes!
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A Little Monday Morning Monkey Art
I was able to find the most truly stellar selection of preciously precocious primate paintings that you ever did see. Monkeys in dresses, monkeys with beer, even the ever elusive toilet monkeys.
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The Monkey Is Out Of The Cage!
Better a monkey out of the cage than a snake from the trousers…