Sure, they might be smart enough to buy a soda, but the diaper tells me they still aren’t smart enough not to crap all over the place and fling it at people.
I used to think that the Japanese would end the world by creating a robot that would kill us all, but I was wrong. Our end will come oat the hands of their damn dirty apes!
I was able to find the most truly stellar selection of preciously precocious primate paintings that you ever did see. Monkeys in dresses, monkeys with beer, even the ever elusive toilet monkeys.