Forget Cowboys and Aliens, how about Jedis and Ninjas? Or better yet, Jedi ninjas.
Things I’ve learned today. If a ninja dares you to fight him, know that it’ll never be a fair fight. Even if he called you “chicken.” Just walk away, just walk away.
Imagine you’re talking a walk down the street and then out of no where the ninja dance assassin materializes out of clever camouflage and starts to break it down for you down and dirty.
The Ninja are legendary for their prowess in the ancient and deadly art of assassination. Practicing their mysterious and deadly ways since the 14th century it has often been said that they are the perfect killing machines…until now.
Loving ninjas, Jedis and Battlestar Galactica will not endear you to the ladies. Leave it up to Cyanide & Happiness to give male nerds everywhere a harsh reality check.