So many blonde jokes! Maybe she was also trying to chew gum? I guess this proves that Jesus wasn’t blonde? OK, seriously, I guess that as far as walking on water attempts go, it could have been worse. This was too good a video not to share. Part of me feels bad for this woman, but then part of me wishes that this video would keep going on for another 10 minutes with a laugh track and ‘Yakity Sax’ playing in the background.

I’ve got no idea where this take place or what would posses this woman to try and walk across the water in a giant vinyl hamster ball, but it clearly didn’t work. Even when she was able to get in a few steps, she was just running in place. I’m really not sure what else to say about this video other than… Thank you internet.