As if Bacon cologne wasn’t ridiculous enough, an Italian company will soon begin selling cologne based on popular blood types: A, B, AB and O.

“Blood Concept” is set to debut with the four blood type fragrances that will all contain a “bloody” metallic note as a base. Finally the perfect fragrance for wannabe Emo goth Vampires, Twi-tards and True Blood fans.

According to the brand’s website, “A, B, AB, and O retrace the evolution of manhood through time and its record of information, history and mutation, so well kept in the vital flushing of blood.”

Uh right…

And if you’re wondering how blood cologne smells, well supposedly O is a leathery scent, AB is a mineral scent, B is a spicy wood, while A is an herbaceous vegetable scent.