When Cee Lo put out his song “F#&* You!” on Youtube last month, it became an instant viral hit. There have been hundreds of Mash Ups, remixes and parodies already, but this new one from Inverse Phase touched that special little 8-bit corner of our hearts.
Here’s the lyrics:
Chorus:
I SEE YOU LAYING AROUND WITH THE GAME I LOATHE
AND I’M LIKE.. F#c% YOU! OOH OOH OOH
I GUESS THE RAM IN MY SOCKETS WASN’T ENOUGH
SO REALLY, F^!# YOU!
AND UH F&)= HER TOO
IF I WERE SEGA I’D STILL BE WITH YA
HUH… WELL AIN’T THAT SOME S%+t?
(AIN’T THAT SOME Sm-\?)
AND EVEN THOUGH I’M A NES
I STILL WISH YOU THE BEST
WITH A Fctm YOU! OOH OOH OOH
Verse1:
YO I’M SORRY I CAN’T PLAY SONIC CD
BUT THAT DON’T MEAN THAT I’M NOT TWO PLAYER
I’M IN YOUR TOY BOX HANGIN’ WITH YOUR ATARI
BUT THE WAY YOU PLAY YOUR GAMES AIN’T FAIR
I PITY THE FOOL THAT’S PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU
(OH $#^t YOU PLAY STREET FIGHTER?)
WELL (BETTA GET YO’ MOVES TIGHTER)
OOOOOOOOH
I’VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU..
…YEAH, GO AND THROW YOUR DAMN HADOKENS.
(chorus)
Verse2:
NOW I KNOW YOU HAD TO BORROW
TO BUY THAT BIG THING AT KAYBEE
TRYIN’ TO KEEP YA ON YOUR PARENTS SOFA
CAUSE PLAYIN’ GAMES AT THE ARCADE AIN’T CHEAP
I PITY THE FOOL THAT’S PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU
(WELCOME TO THE NEXT LEVEL?)
WELL (THAT GENESIS IS THE DEVIL)
OOOOOOOOH
I’VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU..
YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL THE SNES IS OUT!
(chorus)
Bridge:
NOW BABY BABY BABY
WHY’D YOU FORGET
EVERYTHING THAT WE HAD?
(SO SAD…. ALL THAT…. WE HAD!)
WERE THOSE LONG NIGHTS
PLAYING FINAL FANTASY
REALLY THAT BAD?
(DUCK HUNT… MADE YOU…. SO MAD….)
HUH! HOW? HUH! WHY?
YO! WHAT ABOUT KIRBY?
HEY! YOUR PRINCESS
WHO? SHE’S. RIGHT. F&#%ING. HERE!
Final Chorus:
I SEE YOU PLAYING AROUND WITH THE GAME I LOATHE
F#c% YOU! OOH OOH OOH
I GUESS THE RAM IN MY SOCKETS WASN’T ENOUGH
SO REALLY, F^!# YOU!
AND UH F&)= HER TOO
IF I WERE SEGA I’D STILL BE WITH YA
WELL AIN’T THAT SOME S%+t?
(AIN’T THAT SOME Sm-\?)
AND EVEN THOUGH I’M A NES
I STILL WISH YOU THE BEST
…I’M JUST A F&*$ED 6502 OOH OOH OOH