With Disney’s Maleficent set to hit theaters in just about 24 hours, The AVBYTE has released a new musical parody, this time aimed at the villains that make watching Disney films so much fun.
Featured in the video are: : Michelle Cameron (Cruella), Elizabeth Oldak (Maleficent), Tiger Darrow (Evil Queen) and Kim Carpluk (Ursula).
Lyrics:
I’M A TRUE ARTISTE
NOT A CRUEL BEAST
I GET HOT FOR HAUTE COUTURE, YES
I’M A SLAVE TO FASHION
MY FAVOURITE PASSION
MY MOTIVES ARE GOOD AND PURE
THEY ARE SO UNGRATEFUL
MISPLACING ALL THEIR HATE
MAYBE I’M A HERO TOO
BUT A HAPPY EVER AFTER
IS A DREAM THAT WON’T COME TRUE
I WAS CAST ASIDE
BY KING TRITON’S PRIDE
I DEFIED MISGUIDED STANDARDS
STANDING UP TO FIGHT
FOR A WOMAN’S RIGHTS
GOT ME BANISHED BENEATH THE SANDS
I WAS FORCED TO ACT
WHEN MY KINGDOM WAS ATTACKED
WE ARE ALL MISUNDERSTOOD
NOW A HAPPY EVER AFTER
IS A DREAM THAT’S JUST NO GOOD
I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP
YES, I ONLY WISHED HER WELL
SO I GAVE SNOW WHITE AN APPLE
WITH A SPECIAL LITTLE SPELL
NOW, IMAGINE YOU COULD CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND KNOW THEY’D ONLY OPEN WIDE
THE MOMENT YOU WERE CHOSEN BY
THE TRUE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE
SEE THE PRINCESS WAS A JOY
WHAT A PRECIOUS LITTLE TOY
BUT I KNEW THE DAY WOULD COME
WHEN SHE WOULD MESS AROUND WITH BOYS
SO I CAST A SPELL THAT’D PUT HER OUT
THE DAY SHE’D TURN SIXTEEN
TILL HER HAPPY EVER AFTERD’
COME TO WAKE THE FUTURE QUEEN
BUT A HAPPY EVER AFTER
IS A DREAM WE’LL NEVER SEE
WE ARE ALL MISJUDGED
WE ARE ALL BEGRUDGED
AND OF COURSE, WE’VE MADE MISTAKES
BUT YOU CAN REST ASSURED
OUR HEARTS ARE PURE
NO ONE’S EVIL, FOR EVIL’S SAKE
WE HAVE ALL HAD DREAMS
THINGS ARE NEVER AS THEY SEEM
MAYBE WE’RE THE HEROES TOO
BUT A HAPPY EVER AFTER
IS A DREAM THAT WON’T COME TRUE
I DREAM OF BEING HAPPY
I DREAM OF FINDING GLORY
I DREAM OF LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER
AFTER ALL WE’VE TRIED
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN DENIED
DOESN’T MATTER WHAT WE DO
NOW A HAPPY EVER AFTER
IS A DREAM THAT WON’T COME TRUE