Erin Vondrak is a big fan of Valve, the popular computer game company that brought us smash hits such as Half Life and and Portal. And there’s nothing in the world that she wants more than to land a job working at Valve. Tired of not being noticed she decided to take it upon herself to create this cute “not-so-modest proposal” video resume proposal begging the company to notice and give her a chance.

She’d do anything… anything but that.