A Star Wars collector is off to a bad year when his ex-wife decided to bag his entire Star Wars toys collection and haphazardly dump the collection in the alley behind his house.
According to the collector:
There were about 10 black trash bags with carded figures stuffed into them 400-500 of them! Good thing the weather was cooperative and I was quick enough on the scene to detour the smokers in the alley.
We don’t really know what resulted in this carnage, but what we can learn from it is that if a chick didn’t like your collection when she liked you, then chances are they’d really hate your collection when she doesn’t like you.
Toys… usually always the first causality in a failed relationship. Somewhere among the trash bags is a sad bent Wookiee.