Autotune the News has been keeping everyone up on the events of the 2012 Presidential debates in the best way that they know how… by songifying them. It doesn’t matter if you are voting for Obama or Romney this year, everyone should be able to get a laugh out of this video.
LYRICS
two men enter and two men shall leave
but each must answer now my questions three
preekotos omnipitos romneytos schieffertos freetos obamatos
how could we ship jobs to shanghai
when america invented the chicken pot pie
we have brought cases against china for violating trade rules
we are going to insist that china plays by the same rules
they’re hacking into our computers
counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property
our patents, our designs
china’s a potential partner if it’s following the rules
we wanted to trade with them
but you gotta play by the rules
now that we’re finally bringing troops home
won’t the afghans be lonely when they’re all alone
when afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country
there’s no reason why americans should die
the taliban they’re gonna come rushing back in when we go
the afghan forces have to be able to provide security
why should you run the show
we decimated al-qaida’s core
tell us cause we need to know
i want to bring jobs back to our shores
two more weeks until we vote
we need to have strong allies
who can really run the show
my strategy’s to go after the bad guys
is the threat from iran getting overblown
or should I use my xbox to bomb them with drones
their economy is in shambles
we organized the strongest sanctions in history
crippling sanctions do work
you’re seeing it now
i’m glad romney agrees
they wanna see israel wiped off the map
If israel’s attacked, we have their back
israel’s a true friend
america will stand with them
should we increase our military size
so we can keep killing every single bad guy
our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917
i want to make sure that we have the ships
that are required by our navy
you mentioned that we have fewer ships
we also have fewer horses and bayonets
because our military’s changed
why should you run the show
we decimated al-qaida’s core
tell us cause we need to know
i want to bring jobs back to our shores
two more weeks until we vote
we need to have strong allies
who can really run the show
my strategy’s to go after the bad guys
schieffer out, now I’m bout to go home
been a long day, so it’s time to get my drank on
ninety minutes i’ve been spittin’ bout our foreign policy
ninety minutes i’ll be sippin’ on a glass of hennessy
let me leave you with a thought from my mom
go out and vote, makes you feel big and strong