Because Pizza Hut Pizza didn’t already have enough ways to wreck your lower GI tract, now they are importing their popular hot dog stuffed crust pizza to the US. The pizza is set to hit the states on June 18th after several years of success in Canada, The UK, and Australia.
And, just because you can’t have hot dogs without a good condiment, Pizza Hut will be sending out free “mustard drizzle” with every order.
Man… Mustard drizzle doesn’t sound like a condiment, it sounds like a symptom.
