Three blades? Four blades? No, you’re way too manly for that crap. What you need is the new sapphire-bladed razor Zaffiro Iridium by Bright Light Ventures. The nice sapphire blades will give you that clean and close cut while the iridium handle makes handling your razor like a Ferrari.

All this awesomeness can be yours for a mere $100,000. Chump change for a manly man such as yourself, I know, because I too am a manly man with $100,00 to spend on a razor. But you better act fast, the Zaffiro Iridium blade is a limited run of 99 units.

Source: Laughing Squid