What’s more stupid than Hot Topic’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle snuggies or Shredder hoodie? How about their new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a Half shell turtle backpacks with head bands? The backpack retails for $40 and is just one of the latest garbage to be released by them this year.

As if I didn’t hate the item enough, they got the best possible model ever to validate my point.