‘I’m On A Sleigh, I’m On A Sleigh, Everybody Look At Me Cuz I’m Riding On A Sleigh!’

I’m on a sleigh, Merry Christmas, take a look at me
Straight flying in the sky filled with Christmas glee
Lasting 12 days, wind whippin’ in my face
You can’t stop me, stocking stuffer, cuz I’m on a sleigh

Take a picture, Nick (Nick)
I’m on a sleigh, Grinch (Grinch)
I’m drinking egg nog and cider cuz it’s so crisp (crisp)
I’v got my tacky sweater and my naughty list
You’re getting lumps of coal, I’m straight getting Christmas kissed.

I’m riding on a reindeer, droppin’ Christmas gifts
This reindeer’s hungry, so don’t forget the carrots
But this aint the South Pole, this is real as it gets
I’m on a sleigh, Merry Christmas, don’t you ever forget.

I’m on a sleigh and it’s going fast and
I got a Hanukkah-themed Pashmina Afghan
I’m the king of the sky on a sleigh with Kringle
If you on the ground you can hear bells jingle

Hang those stockings up, this sleigh is real!

Deck halls, I’m on a sleigh, Merry Christmas (Merry Christmas)
Deck hall, I climb chimneys, Merry Christmas (Merry Christmas)
I’m on the roof with my toys, Merry Christmas (Merry Christmas)
This Sleigh spreading Christmas Joy, Merry Christmas

Mrs. Clause if you could see me now
North Star shining up above the clouds
Gonna land this sleigh on a roof somehow
Like Kevin McCallister – “I made my family disappear!”

(Yeah)
Always knew I’d be on a sleigh
Flying high Rudolph leading the way
Children, look at me
Spreading love and Christmas cheer
It only comes one day a year
Believe me when you hear:
“Rudolph was here!”