Here’s a handy chart to help men identify all the various types of women they’ll meet or try to avoid in their lifetime.
Possible Nude Mona Lisa-Like Painting Discovered
Discovery reports that a painting, “hidden for almost a century within the wood wall of a private library, shows a portrait of a half-naked woman with clear links to the famous Mona Lisa.”
A Chair Designed For Your Genitals
In another edition of more useless inventions…. let us introduce The Divided Salli Saddle Chair Seat, an ergonomically designed chair for… your genitals.
The UConn / USF Baseball Dance Off
The UConn Huskies and the University of South Florida Bulls were rained out for five-hours during the Big East Conference Championship so they did what any real competitive athletes would do… dance off!
Because Sometimes Wiping Your Butt Is Just Too Hard
“Hi I’m Billy Mays here for Comfort wipe. Too Fat to wipe your own ass? Do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick? Then you’ll need the comfort wipe. Just Stick it, Swipe it, and Wipe your worries away!”
Love Your Pet? Why Not Have Them Hunted Down And Eaten?
Who better then the Fonz and Lee Majors to guide you through the experience of your beloved pet’s final hunt?
Real-Life Street Fighter II Bonus Stage!
While he doesn’t really destroy it until its wheels fly off, what he does do is bend and tear the hell out of it like a real man!