Yes, folks, Patrick Duffy and The Crab are back yet again for another installment of what is quite possibly the strangest if not most hilariously random thing on the Internet. In this episode, P.Duffy and The Crab discusses their first time dipping their wick. There’s nothing like watching “Desperate Housewives” and reminiscing on the couch with your buddy the talking Muppet-like crab about how your first time lover smelt like corn chips.