The Creative Factory, an ad agency in Moscow, have created these Burger King commercials featuring The King, to market the brand overseas. I don’t know what they’ve been smoking but it must not be good, because this was the best they could come up with — very boring and unnecessarily drawn out scenes where The King is some sort of sex-icon super stud.

I don’t know about the Russians, but I’ve always interpreted the King as more of a pervy window peeping creep than a sex-symbol. As a safe warning there are boobies in the videos, and you can bet these will never air in the US.