Lydia’s three-year-old daughter likes to name her toys. You’d think that was innocent enough, but you haven’t met Lydia’s “precious little cupcake of a three year old” who apparently enjoys giving her toys naughty inappropriate names.
As many of you may already know, my youngest child is pretty awesome. She gets into scrapes and makes messes and climbs like a monkey and does other naughty things. I also knew that when she turned three, that she could prove my theory that 3 is worse than 2 beyond any reasonable doubt.
But I know that none of this is unusual.
But there is one thing that she does that is pretty strange. She names things. Example: there’s a birdfeeder outside our kitchen window and the name of the little gray bird who comes to eat there is Hori-Nori. How sweet. Don’t worry the sweetness ends here.
She has also named her toys. And those names are pretty special. Let’s meet them, shall we?