This is the sickening and most adorable Taekwondo match you will ever see in your life. I’ll admit, not a whole lot of action goes on, but just remember, 20 years from now both of these kids will probably be able to kick your ass.

Description from the YouTube video:
“To promote Taekwondo using and comparing students each other, besides cruel and dishonest, it does not show the true meaning of martial art, which is overcome all life’s moments using your experience and intelligence, you must never confuse them with pride and arrogance. This video proves how we can be winners without necessarily fighting.”

Was I the only one hoping for a BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!! HEAD SHOT?! Yes? Oh…