Ze Frank is back with another True Facts video. This time, we are taking a closer look at the land snail, the kinkiest animal in the world.

Personally, we’d never suggest trusting anything that leaves a slime trail, but what we just learned from this video makes me never even want to eat escargot again. If there’s one thing that I would not consider to be good eats, it would probably be sperm filled love darts.