A Brazilian language school has somehow come to the conclusion that the best incentives to learn English are Megan Fox and Mike Tyson. I guess I could understand an island with one Megan Fox, but when you’ve got an infestation like that, I think the solution is to napalm the entire island.
Of course, when I take some time to consider my options based on the commercial… I would rather spend time on the island of Foxes than on an island of Mike Tysons who… based on the vibe of the commercial… would rape me mercilessly until the end of days.