Never before has the quest for another man’s protein been so exciting…
I’m just not really sure what to say about this game. Its a chase game about body builders, (with some trannies and polar bears mixed in) in which a football player steals another man’s protein formula. What ensues in this game called Muscle March is apparently one part Chase HQ, one part Katamari, and one part that game show Hole in the wall.
It’s confusing, kinda creepy and very funny. Gee, I wonder why games like this never get released in America.