Time after time, Wile E. Coyote (The Coyote) proves to be a consummate professional. Shown here is his personal business card and not his Acme one, where he’s an employee of and where he acquires all his complex and outrageous devices that invariably fail in improbable and spectacular ways.
Looks like if Wile E. were to ever get laid off from Acme, he could easily land a job working at an Apple store. There, he can demonstrate Apple’s smart phone to customers and show them how they invariably fail to hold a reception in improbable and spectacular ways.