Waging his one-man war on the world of organized crime, ruthless vigilante-hero Frank Castle sets his sights on overeager mob boss…
uhoh Toys Introduces Gus, the Sad Tissue Box
Gus is a sad box of tissue because people say he’s rough on their nose.
Parody: Violence in the Media with the Joker
“…I mean I plan on being a very abusive father one day but I dont consider myself a byproduct of any destructive media…”
Angelina Jolie Can’t Cook
In other news, Brad Pitt doesn’t care, he gets to see her naked — men around the world would agree.
The Guitar Rock Star, Expected to be a Christmas Sellout
Rock out with The Guitar Rock Star, a new toy featuring the head and neck of a guitar with invisible infra-red strings. Just live your dream… Just. Live. Your. Dream.
Kate Hudson Now Willing to Appear Nude in Movies
Because according to Hudson, “actors are all supposed to be emotionally naked anyway.”
The New Robocop Movie Poster?
Let’s hope this isn’t… because as much as I <3 Robocop, something about this is just off. I can't quite place it though...
Rachael Ray, Receiving Throat Surgery
The former heavy smoker was stunned when doctors recently discovered a potentially dangerous growth near her larynx.