Honestly, I never liked sugary cereals as a kid. You can probably blame my mom for it, but the idea of a big bowl of Frosted Flakes or Capt Crunch in milk has always made my stomach churn a bit. Still, sugary cereals are not just for kids anymore. No longer to grown ass people feel the need to leave childish things behind (I’m one of them, just check out my toy collection). Instead, we are happy to drag the best bits of our past into our present. Still, as we mature, it’s nice to give things a little bit of a gritty reboot when it is warranted, right?
Cereal Motel thinks so, and they’ve come out with four new sugary cereals that were designed with the 21+ crowd in mind. The new breakfast treats are named: Vice Krispies, Booty Pops, Porn Flakes and Sugar Tits and they all have mascots that are pretty much what you’d expect from the name.
I’m not sure just what you get in the cereal, but at a price of around $12 USD per box, there better be a hell of a prize. Speaking of which, the cereal doesn’t actually come with a toy inside, but you can clip the coupons on the back to redeem a free set of “kissing cups.” Keep in mind that you have to send in 10 coupons, so you are pretty much paying $125 for a couple of coffee cups.
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