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‘The Killing’s’ Season Finale Killed Me!!

I started watching the American remake of The Killing and loved it. Actually….it’s more like I was obsessed with it.

This show is full of twists and turns. Just when you think KNOW BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT who the killer is, something else happens and you realize that you were so wrong….or were you? Talk about wriggling like a worm on a hook.

I couldn’t get enough of it. Every Sunday found me bouncing impatiently on our sofa because I wanted to watch the latest episode 5 days ago. I even Googled it to see how many episodes there are in a season because I figured we’ll FINALLY know who killed Rose Larson.

There are thirteen episodes. The last episode aired this Sunday (which, eerily, was Father’s Day. Whoa….trippy….). I was glued to the TV screen.

Things I were yelling included :

I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW STEPHEN HOLDER COULDN’T BE TRUSTED!!!! I KNEW HE WAS A SLIMY OTTER FROM THE BEGINNING!!!

Omg….could it really be the Councilman? ….no…..no way…..

I KNOW WHO IT IS!!! IT’S THE BLOND TOOTHPICK!!! I mean….Gwen!

But never Ever EVER did I think Season One would end the way it did – in an epic cliffhanger.

WHAT. THE. @#$^>< ???!!!!

I stared in disbelief as the credits rolled. I kept muttering “No….no…..this can’t be it….there has to be more!”

Once I realized no more was coming, the last episode of the season really did just finish and I still have no idea who killed this poor Rosie girl, I lost it. I spent a good 5 minutes shaking Clyde’s arm around while shouting “SO!!!! ANGRY!!!!! SOOOOOOOOO ANGGGGRRRRRYYYYYY!!!! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME???!!! OMG, HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO LINDEN???!!!”

Call me weird for glomming myself onto a fictional detective but I really grew to like her. She’s not perfect but she really cares. She even lost her fiance because of this case!! Good God, at least let the damn fictional detective lady solve her case! Is that too much to ask??!!

I thought I was the only crazy nut who ended up in a complete berserker rage but apparently I’m not. I feel better.

I can’t find the review or comment anymore but Clyde was done laughing at me, he read me something about a similarly distressed fan was skulking about their living room while ranting and raving at their cats about how they, too, couldn’t believe the ending of the last episode.

Part of me wants to watch the original Danish series because I need to know who offed Rosie. At the same time, I kind of want to watch Season 2 because I really like the characters in the American remake.

* sigh *

What to do….what to do….I can’t believe I got so worked up over a friggin TV show. Thanks, AMC.

MissBonnified

You can get a crash course on Intro To Bonnie N. Clyde 101 if you read the first column I wrote for YouBentMyWookie. :: This here little box will be Intermediate Bonnie N. Clyde :: I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I am so cute. K-U-T-E. I can spell really gud. Some know me as Bonnie but you may refer to me as Supreme Commander. I will also answer to Ultimate Destroyer since my quiz result of “Which Sailor Moon Character Are you” said I’m Sailor Saturn who can eradicate entire universes simply by touching the tip of her weapon to the ground…and then everything goes Ka.Boom. Too bad she loses her life as a result of bringing the End Game of all end games but hey, I’m gonna conveniently overlook that minor detail. I don’t see how I can define myself in all these little boxes. I can only be experienced. Now wouldn’t that make an excellent slogan for some kind of liquor or anything that’s exotic? Oh yeah. Know that you saw it here first. * wink *