“My counter part has odd hair, mutton chops, large biceps and black leather. Possible homosexual. Must investigate further…”
Who remembers those horribly scripted Hostess comic book ads from the late-70s where earth’s mightiest heroes sold out for the all might dollar and hocked questionably nutritious snack cakes to little kids?
McGruff became a static of crime himself when he was assaulted by a Metro bus driver who randomly sucker punched him in the face as a group of stunned children watched.