The new poster for the sequel to the all-star game of action films, The Expendables came out today and the poster illustrates just how comically ridiculous the size of the cast is. That doesn’t mean I’m not excited about this movie. Hell, I’m even more excited about it. It will either be completely epic or one of the funniest disaster ever made. I actually really enjoyed the first Expendables movie, but when you lay the whole cast out in one poster like that it can’t help but make you laugh at least a little.
Official synopsis:
In the August 17 release, Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren), Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) — with newest members Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) and Maggie (Yu Nan) aboard — are reunited when Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) enlists the Expendables to take on a seemingly simple job. The task looks like an easy paycheck for Barney and his band of old-school mercenaries. But when things go wrong and one of their own is viciously killed, the Expendables are compelled to seek revenge in hostile territory where the odds are stacked against them. Hell-bent on payback, the crew cuts a swath of destruction through opposing forces, wreaking havoc and shutting down an unexpected threat in the nick of time – six pounds of weapons-grade plutonium; enough to change the balance of power in the world. But that’s nothing compared to the justice they serve against the villainous adversary who savagely murdered their brother.