December seems to be the season where teaser trailer films for upcoming family movies are going to try and out dark each other. First, we had what looked like the dead of Lightning McQueen (Although we know it isn’t), and now we’ve got the last couple seconds of this trailer. Let’s face it, the trailer is pretty dire from start to finish. You’ve almost got to wonder if they filmed the whole thing in Detroit. I’m not going to spoil what happens at the end, but it’s big… or is it? Even from the way it happened, it sounds like there will be some sort of uber convenient, Michael Bay plot device that will wrap things up in a ridiculous bow. Still, as bad as these movies are, they do make for some decent robo porn.